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Welcome to the World of Gonzo
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Prepare to be Scrotorized...
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DO NOT TRUST YOUR GOVERNMENT!!
DO NOT TRUST YOUR CHURCH!!
and above all...
DO NOT EAT AT DEL TACO!!
sources say vile and unsanitary acts occur in the making of every burrito!
In case of previous ingestion of Del Taco, repeat the words "Clatu Verata Nicto" in front of the mirror 10 times and vomit heartily. Remember, dear old Uncle Scrotor says "Just Say No, To Tacos"
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The Doctor is In...
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Name: Dr. David Gonzo
Age: 2 years older than my teeth
Sex: sure
Occupation: Doctor, journalist, attorney, cannibal.
Location: Under your bed
Marital Status: Hell no I'm not married
Comments: If you have any gross pictures of obese women, I DON'T WANT THEM. STOP SENDING THEM TO ME!! ACK!
Favorite Quote: "Down With Big Brother!" -1984
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A History of Yuck...
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I was born on the planet Bloatus Cockus, where I recieved my PhD. Later I took a trip to Earth with my Uncle Scrotor. I've been here ever since attacking the locals and eating children. I enjoy music, narcotics, horror movies, dreams, and fondling your mother when daddy's at work. Later in life, I ran into MAGNUM DUI and MR. WEEDO-the Molesto Brothers. We all lived happily ever after. THE END
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